Parody of Brimful of Asha by Cornershop

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Parody of Brimful of Asha by Cornershop

Post by Drassil » Sun May 31, 2020 4:45 pm

The other day I realised that "Brimful of Asha on the 45" could be changed to "Trip to the castle when she's 45". But sticking to Knightmare, here is a full parody of Cornershop's Brimful of Asha - The Norman Cook mix (1998).

There's dungeons and more on blue screens
Into the tavern scene: Dickon and team
Later Jeremy, Giles, Christopher
From the castle to the forest to the inn: Crazed Heifer

Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5
Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5
Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5
Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5

And extras, they serve in the inn
And Melly's in the inn: Zoe Loftin
She's the maid who plays with the jester
And the one who Dickon lied to about old Colchester

Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5
Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5
Trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5
Well it's a trip to the Heifer, Series 4-5

Every tavern needs a Molly and a Milly
Every tavern needs a Molly
Every tavern needs a Molly and a Milly
Every tavern needs a Molly
In Series 4-5

And Kelly, negotiating goblins and the "skeleton heads"
Didn't get a hint to pick up the crayon
And that made her a victim
For the ogre to prey on

Grimwold met Kelly and she couldn't thrive
Wellway? No - Grimwold met Kelly and she couldn't thrive
VIM for some others helped them stay alive
Wellway? No - Grimwold met Kelly and she couldn't thrive

Everybody needs a crayon, not a Grimmy
Everybody needs a crayon
[x4]

Or your Life Force will dive

Big fall for Ashens and the end arrived
It was a big fall for Ashens and the end arrived
Big fall for Ashens and the end arrived
It was a big fall for Ashens and the end arrived

Every comeback needs a Hugo and an Isy
Every comeback needs a Hugo
[x4]

And Melly and Motley
And Milly and Molly
And Kelly and Grimmy
And crayons and drawing

And Hugo and Isy
And Ashens and YouTube
And Slice Me and Dice Me
And dropping, ooh nasty

Knightmare and Anglia

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