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Parody of Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:36 pm
by Drassil
Based on Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi (1986), co-written by a man called Mr. Child. Lyrics, video

Once upon a time
Not so long ago

Treguard used to work with an elf
One he came to like
And they got on well enough, enough
"Genie" joined the dungeon one day
Winding Treguard up, she calls his beard grey
Right off, ooh the cuff

She says, "You should stop sulking like babe in cot
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If you like me or not
We've got contestants, and if they think this fun
They're in for a shock

Woah, the dungeon's there
Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare
Don't forget that they call this Knightmare
Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare"

Treguard got quite sickened himself
"It's too deefeecult"
His assistant won't shut up
So gruff, ooh he's gruff
Genie, she just won't go away
When her words start to bite
Tim Child whispers, "Treguard, it's OK, please stay

We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If you like her or not
We've got contestants, and they expect a lot
We'll give them a shock

Woah, the dungeon's there
Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare
Watchers too, for this is Knightmare
Wo-oah, givin' kids a scare

Givin' kids a scare

They'd better tune in, ready or not
We're living for Fridays: the best that we've got

WOAH, the dungeon's there
WO-OAH, givin' kids a scare
Win or lose, this is always Knightmare
WO-OAH, givin' kids a scare..."
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