Parody of I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas by The Goons

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Parody of I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas by The Goons

Post by Drassil » Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:34 pm

Before an audience of Knightmare characters and contestants from series past, Barry Thorne, drinker of the Fast Backwards potion, performs a parody of I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas by The Goons (1956). Original lyrics; official audio

I'm walking backwards for Knightmare
Across the levels three
I'm walking backwards for Knightmare
But not turning back, you see

They've tried walking sideways
And stepping down a hole
But backwards it's got to be
To save us from the king of the trolls

I'm walking backwards for Knightmare
There's nothing I can't do

A Worcestershire lad, I set out on a quest
A voice I did not lack
With my gob-and-a-half
Got Grimaldine his staff
And flew off on a dragon's back

I spied on Lord Fear himself, on his phone
With his lone Atlantean...an
And madly he schemed
Or at least that's the way it seemed, blimey
That a dangerous troll would rise
And we'd be pulverised

I'm walking backwards for Knightmare
Rewind the universe
I'm walking backwards for Knightmare
Smirky looks good in reverse

And so I brought back the hammer
And Bulstrode he got trolled
Majida looked sad, until
We saw the shield had gone gold

So if you walk backwards for Knightmare
You could be epic too

Thank you. And for an encore...

Akash: 'Ere, I didn't think much of that. I think that my quest was better.

Lillith: Get that child OUT OF HERE!

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